HOE LOST HER 80 MILLION...GOTTA BE SALTY

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Barron Hilton announced today that he’s donating 97% of his fortune to charity. In other words, Paris Hilton just lost tens of millions of dollars. In a statement to Fortune magazine, the Hilton family patriarch said:

“My personal net worth today, including created trusts, is approximately $2.3 billion, and what ever value it is upon my passing, it is my intent to contribute 97% of my estate to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, following in my father’s footsteps.”

What’s that? . . . Could it possibly be? . . . Is that just a *hint* of empathy for Paris I’m feeling deep in my stomach. It’s either that or the burrito I found behind the sink I ate for lunch. Anyways, back to my original point: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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